We just passed through another graduation season, and for the second year running I was able to get by with the same stack of form letters:
Dear _______________________________, My ( Congratulations | Condolences | ___________________ ) on your recent ( Graduation | Eagle Rank | Loss | ___________________ ). It is with ( Great Joy | a Heavy Heart ) that I received the news. I'm sure it took a lot of ( Hard Work | Cigarettes ) to make it happen. I'm sure you'll have a ( great time | good cry ) at the ( open house | wake ) and ( regret | am glad) that I ( can | cannot ) attend. As you move on to your next phase in life please remember: [ ] the importance of hard work [ ] the risks of smoking [ ] there are other fish in the sea [ ] don't have your mom send out your graduation invites -- you're an adult now [ ] ________________________________________ and the value of personal correspondence. Sincerely, your (Cousin | Scoutmaster | Parolee | _____________________), Ry4an Brase Enclosures (1): ( Check | Card | Gift | Best Wishes )
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